Lead Chainsaw

Readily achievable means that it is easily accomplishable without much difficulty or expense

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Feds promise swimming pool rules are ‘flexible’ - Washington Times

So, they can selectively enforce this whenever they want to strongarm anyone. Your government at work!

Norman Rides a Bike (by courteous1)

Perhaps this means Paul Fusco’s ALF movie can be 3D, too.

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G.I. JOE: RETALIATION Delayed Nine Months 

…. to convert to 3D. 

Yes, this is the same movie they have already been shoving down our throats with trailers. 

It is better to stick passengers who rely on TSA with the bill.

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Senate Dems back increase in air travel fee to close funding shortfall at TSA - The Hill’s On The Money

Passengers rely on the TSA the same way my basement relies on cat poop.

The plane can not leave the terminal if the bathrooms don’t have ashtrays. They’re non-optional.

—Engineering Infrastructures For Humans | Standalone Sysadmin

Article is from over a year ago, still true. This is because their only profit comes from spying on their users.

Opening Beer with Chainsaw (by Reborious)

When people use Facebook, they are generally socializing with friends. You can put billboards all over a park, and maybe sometimes you’ll happen to convert people from non-purchasing to purchasing intents. But you end up with a cluttered park, and not very effective advertising.

—Facebook’s business model - Chris Dixon

Cole added that Kissinger was given “the full Monty” search.

Kissinger negotiated the Paris Peace Accords which helped bring an end to the Vietnam War.

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TSA Agents Conduct ‘Full Monty’ Pat-Down On Henry Kissinger « CBS DC

Possibly the best paragraph break I’ve ever read.

The Korean Consumer Safety Board’s 2005 Summer Safety Guide listed “asphyxiation from electric fans and air conditioners” as one of the top five summer hazards, with 20 cases reported between 2003 and 2005.

—Fan Death - An Urban Legend

Apparently you forgot your password? Ok, so here’s your new one, stupid:

—Louis CK does it again - 2 audio shows without DRM at $5 each | Hacker News